yeah so.

houndgrl:

if u don’t think i am a princess that’s embarrassing for you

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

thickhairandboxerbriefs:

Fun fact about The Hobbit: all the design schemes for the orcs were based off my selfies

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour